This manual is divided into the following sections:
Section I. Definitions – How to redefine words, terms, and metrics to keep them inline with the regime narrative

Section II. Curating Data – How to hijack the processes of recording, reporting, and publishing data

Section III. Vetting which data are considered to be part of Official Science – How to vet and data and dispose of regime nonconforming data so it never appears in any Official Science or regime datasets

Section IV. How to rig a study – Exactly what it sounds like

Section V. Doctoring the datasets – Sometimes, you will need to go in and do a little data ‘surgery’ to modify the content of databases that contradict regime talking points you can’t simply eradicate

Section VI. Control the standards of evidence – How to set up a hierarchy of evidence that puts regime-friendly Science at the top and regime-unfriendly science at the bottom (of the Mariana Trench)

Section VII. The Ecclesiastical Authorities of Science – How to ensure that Scientific Authorities reliably parrot the regime’s facts and narratives

Afterword – Tying it all up nicely, like one of Peter Hotez’s bow ties (he’s a particularly grating Regime Celebrity Scientist)